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#1052

michelle might be pregnent and I am already paying child support on one cant aford another


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#1048

work was hell today. my feet hurt soooo bad. I am clocked out but I can not go home, it suchs. I am still waiting on my fking ride. so tired.


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#1035

Today I wake up and my boyfriend tells me I am gorgeous and that he loves me. That made my day, you are the best I love you


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#1031

I was at Tesco yesterday when this guy cam eup to me on his hands and knees and started licking my knee caps. I did not know what was going on so I just smiled and walked away. About two minutes later when I was down another aisle the same guy came sprinting towards me down the aisle on his hands and knees with a steak in his mouth


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#1030

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like wow this is pretty cold and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said oh my god. cool as a cucumber


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#1029

I have wantched line by line as a picture of a topless girl tries to load through a 28.8k modem, I was bashed relentlessly for using a Mac


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#1025

Its easy to say that I am okay but no one knows the s I feel inside. Nobody understands how much it hurts. You may not see it, I feel inside


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#1023

If you get married do you have to let your wife look at your penis


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